Self-Worth Digest

8 Awesome Holiday Gift Suggestions On Amazon

Dec
10

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01. A Full Life: Reflections at 90, Jimmy Carter Autobiography

Do your friends or family REALLY know who Jimmy Carter is? Are they even aware he was a U.S. President? Read this warm and sleepy tell-all about President Carter’s rural Georgian upbringing, his mother complex, and his regrets at not asking his dear wife Rosalynn for permission to enter politics!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Full-Life-Reflections-Ninety/dp/1501115642/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1512686894&sr=8-1&keywords=Jimmy+Carter+book





02. Actual Coal

Perfect for the poorly behaved person in your family, be it a small child or liberal art student Millennial! Comes in a tasteful Glacial Blue gift box, so no wrapping required!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Lump-Coal-Glacial-Blue-Gift/dp/B00R28HW8Q/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1512673218&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=coal&psc=1

03. Carrot Top: Rocks in Las Vegas

According to the product description, “no one who watches this DVD will be safe from his infectious humor”, making this perfect for the perpetually ill-tempered nihilist in your life. Editorial reviews of this DVD say there’s “plenty of embarrassment to spread around,” as Carrot Top performs his signature prop-heavy routine and celebrity impressions!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Carrot-Top-Rocks-Las-Vegas/dp/B0000CBY0S/ref=sr_1_1?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1512674840&sr=1-1&keywords=Carrot+Top+dvd

04. The Holy Qur’an (Two Part Gift Idea!)

A great gift for the traditional American Christmas atmosphere. Make sure to elevate this present above the floor as a sign of respect, and because holy indoctrinated texts become completely useless when they happen to touch the ground! English translated with Roman transliteration and the original Arabic.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Holy-Quran-Transliteration-English-Translation/dp/1567443710/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1512676698&sr=8-4&keywords=the+holy+qur%27ane

We then suggest this next part to include the whole family and to bring back the festive air that was immediately sucked out of the room:

05. The Qur’an Challenge Game!

Put your newfound knowledge to the test! It’s a children’s game, so therefore it’s good for beginning adults and provides a level playing field. All answers are taken from the Qur’an itself, so players can look up and verify facts as they play!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Good-Words-Quran-Challenge-English/dp/8178982692/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1512676213&sr=8-10&keywords=the+qur%27an

06. Anne Frank Graphic Novel

A fun and edgy new way to engage reluctant and ungrateful pre-teens, or conscientious comic book readers in the harrowing narrative of Anne Frank, complete with traditional comic-style font and illustrations! This festive gift will be sure to provide an uplifting dose of reality for any unappreciative child, reminding them of their own fortunate circumstances!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0776KJL5L/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1

07. Men’s Frisky Reindeer Sweater

One-up those highly inappropriate mounted reindeer sweaters with this next gift—
Perfect for either ugly Christmas sweater parties or a white elephant gift! Features a finger hole in the front pocket to control this randy reindeer’s junk, making it both entertaining and interactive. Kids will love it, and parents too!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UXUKYP8/ref=sspa_dk_detail_4?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B00UXUKYP8&pd_rd_wg=vvCKm&pd_rd_r=0THCDQWVA9PE3XNHR17P&pd_rd_w=ZX2vX

08. Collectable Little Bill –My Talking Friend

Based on the lovable T.V. show created by the ever-family friendly Bill Cosby, this 16” doll will help boost your child’s self-esteem while reassuring them of the inherent wholesomeness in the world via Dr. Cosby’s message of trust and integrity!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Little-Bill-Talking-Friend-Nickelodeon/dp/B00467STBK/ref=sr_1_2?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1512674186&sr=1-2&keywords=bill+cosby+books

 

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